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Cassie and I were crawling through small tunnels in Ireland. The tunnels led to a very wet cave where a large snake lived. The snake talked and had a feminine voice. She invited us to dinner in her dimly lit cave. She served red wine, lettuce soup, and meat from human children. She used chopsticks and we used silverware. Then I went to a different part of the cave where I had a seated water gun fight with LeBron James and two other men. This event had a small audience.

Dream Log Entry 102

Chelsea Handler showed up at my house and we decided to go to the mall. Her dog sat in the front seat but she wanted to ride in the back of my Jeep with all the stuff. We had sushi and tequila at the mall. We also went to a grocery store there. Chelsea left and I met up with Teena who was wearing a wedding dress and a white knit hat. The sushi and tequila made me throw up in a trash can. I was very embarrassed. Teena didn’t mind and she told me about worse things she had done in front of her dance partner. We met Danny at a picnic table then Teena left with Michael, her fiancé. Their wedding was scheduled for Friday.

Dream Log Entry 97

I went to the theater and saw Horton Hears a Who! with my dad and stepmom. I sat in the middle next to my stepmom and my dad sat on the left side of the theater. My dad wanted to buy me some orange Jell-O after the movie. He and the young female cashier got mad when I told them I’m allergic to oranges and orange soda. Then my dad drove me to Missouri and dropped me off at an old house that was now being used as a restaurant. I had a job there as the new cook. Later that day (my birthday) I was sitting on a bench outside with some Missouri kids. The guy on the radio said it was his birthday. He also said Paul Simon died. The Missouri kids didn’t know who Paul Simon was so I started singing “Mrs. Robinson” but I messed up some of the lyrics.

Dream Log Entry 95

Part One

I was in the mountains with my mom and we were looking for hot springs. We climbed down waterfalls and found some. My mom thought they were too sulfurous to soak in but I didn’t mind because I had nasal congestion. We saw an unfinished statue of a lynx and we also saw an actual lynx. Then we went to a playground where we were chased by a woolly mammoth and a giraffe.

Part Two

I was killing zombies with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert and we were trying to get to some important place. We came to a steep hill with hundreds of zombies on the other side. There were too many for us to fight off with guns so we used a remote control to bring Stephen’s car to our location. The plan was to get in the car and plow through the zombies, but the car could not climb the steep hill.

Dream Log Entry 89

Fear Before was playing inside the front entrance of a college and some of the kids in the crowd were in elementary school. There was no stage so David Marion performed with the crowd surrounding him. I was as close to him as possible. I went outside during the show and got a text message from Dave urging me to come back. I came back inside and the show had stopped. The crowd had dwindled and those who remained were sad because the show had been disrupted. Dave was gone and the other band members were sitting at the merch table. Nobody was buying. Dave found out that I was back so he returned carrying a head made of plastic.

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