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Dream Log Entry 31

Part One

We went to that highly exclusive swimming pool in Loveland where you need reservations. I was told that I would be swimming with two men who were longtime friends and somehow I would be involved in a joke where one of them would pretend to be gay but really he just opened up a can of underwater whoop-ass on me. Then I met up with one of my friends near the locker room and she had found over $100 so naturally I asked for it and I was surprised when she gave it to me because I thought she was going to give it to lost and found like some kind of normal person. Then after a series of labyrinthine locker room adventures we decided to escape via the basement. The only exit seemed to be a cement sewer with a hole too small to fit through but I kicked it anyway and it was merely rotting wood and dirt. We emerged in a dry field with a very busy intersection of trains. We spotted a girl walking naked who was soon raped, after that we decided to leave. We crossed into the land of Saosin‑upon‑Flaff at dusk and then ice wolves came down from the steep snowy mountains and killed everyone.

Part Two

I found myself in Yellowstone with my dad and a few other people. After almost losing my hat a few times in the first set of boring geysers we decided to go home. On our way out we saw a new attraction of covered mineral springs with slide entrances each one with its own ‘orientation’ or ‘theme’ and The Fall of Troy was playing at one of them.

Part Three

Cole drove us to a building and we got out and then some random women came to borrow his car. We couldn’t bring his cat into the building so I put a leash on it and it turned into a large colorful toad. An unleashed toad similar to it came and they began to fight but ours was losing because Cole wouldn’t take it off the leash that he was holding. Then the other toad’s owner came and sprayed thick black toad ink in my face.

Dream Log Entry 29

Mark and I were riding in a reversible five door van in the mountains on the way back from a field trip in California. The driver kept driving on the wrong side of the road. We went through a bridge over the Colorado River, Californians were on the west side and villagers were on the east side. Suddenly a hundred-foot wave came downstream and crashed over the metallic bridge. The action was repeated until the bridge was destroyed which sent everyone into a panic. We kept driving until Mark had to go to the bathroom so we stopped and then came the incidents with the adult magazines, fire candy drink, and Hot Topic machine. Then Mark and I took his car and met up with Amanda and Stephanie and I gave Amanda a great big hug then the four of us went down to the river. Amanda and Stephanie were reading CSU brochures when a giant yellow sun with a face and a zodiac flair emerged from the river followed by a brown moon in the same fashion. Then a whirlpool appeared and from it a series of waves increasing in size came upstream.

Dream Log Entry 10

On my birthday, I was walking around the cafeteria in my dorm with a really nerdy guy. There were lots of good food and no people. We discovered that NOFX was playing in an adjacent room. The nerdy guy had never heard of them. NOFX had three members and each one was wearing a Marv costume. They finished playing and removed their costumes. One of the members was a female whom we proceeded to fuck.


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