Food

Chelsea Handler showed up at my house and we decided to go to the mall. Her dog sat in the front seat but she wanted to ride in the back of my Jeep with all the stuff. We had sushi and tequila at the mall. We also went to a grocery store there. Chelsea left and I met up with Teena who was wearing a wedding dress and a white knit hat. The sushi and tequila made me throw up in a trash can. I was very embarrassed. Teena didn’t mind and she told me about worse things she had done in front of her dance partner. We met Danny at a picnic table then Teena left with Michael, her fiancé. Their wedding was scheduled for Friday.

It was a cold night and there was snow on the ground. I was living in a dirty house with a few other guys, but they were sleeping. I was getting ready to leave and I had to make sure all the doors were locked, just like someone with OCD. I started looking in my neighbors’ windows, but I didn’t see anything that interested me, so I decided to walk around the mall. There were many girls shopping but I didn’t see anything worth buying. I rode the escalators a few times, then I explored the “Employees Only” part of the mall. There were narrow halls with brown carpeting. I noticed an attractive girl walking ahead of me. Her hair was auburn, long, and in a ponytail. She turned around and I immediately recognized her as Cassie. She said she had a friend named Andy who just died and that she wanted a picture of his body. She handed me a camera and we went outside. His body was on a gurney and he was being ‘guarded’ by two sleeping police officers. Cassie gave me a piggyback ride so I could get a better shot. Andy woke up but it was hard to get a picture of his face because he was moving around so much. He walked into the forest and was never seen again. Then Cassie and I went to the food court with Scott.

I was in a small mountain town called Davis, CO. I went into a toy store and had to wait my turn to play a new Kirby game. Teena watched me play the game, which reminded me of Galaga. After that, I visited Daniel. He showed me his Presidential $1 Coin collection, but someone had sold him counterfeits. A woman walked in with her daughter and pet caracal. She said she was a lawyer who worked upstairs. Her daughter was covered head to toe in sticky food. The four of us walked downtown and discovered a place with an indoor roller coaster.

I went to the theater and saw Horton Hears a Who! with my dad and stepmom. I sat in the middle next to my stepmom and my dad sat on the left side of the theater. My dad wanted to buy me some orange Jell-O after the movie. He and the young female cashier got mad when I told them I’m allergic to oranges and orange soda. Then my dad drove me to Missouri and dropped me off at an old house that was now being used as a restaurant. I had a job there as the new cook. Later that day (my birthday) I was sitting on a bench outside with some Missouri kids. The guy on the radio said it was his birthday. He also said Paul Simon died. The Missouri kids didn’t know who Paul Simon was so I started singing “Mrs. Robinson” but I messed up some of the lyrics.

I went on a road trip to California with my mom, Savannah, and a dog. We decided to go to Panera for dinner. I ordered chocolate milk and rosemary bread at the counter. The man behind the counter put butter on my bread. There was a skinny old bald guy next to me who liked my yellow The Fall of Troy shirt. I felt like I had seen him somewhere before. He said The Fall of Troy was one of his favorite bands and he also said it was a shame that they broke up. My mom told me the man was an actor named Dave. He got in the car with us and my mom started driving away before Savannah and the dog had gotten in.